One Example of some speech and there are always more
Good afternoon ladies, gentleman, boys and girls. If there is anybody here who is feeling worried, nervous or apprehensive, your either me (because I am) or you just married Mark Owen!
What can you say about a man who came from humble beginnings, a man who is now quickly rising to the very top of his profession based solely on intelligence, grit and the willpower to push on where others have fallen.
A man who is beginning to distinguish himself at the very highest level amongst his peers, and where none can say a bad word against him?
A man who is beginning to distinguish himself at the very highest level amongst his peers, and where none can say a bad word against him?
But enough about me, what I`m really here for this afternoon is to talk about Mark Owen
Are we all having a good time? Don’t worry, I read somewhere that a best man speech shouldn’t take any longer than it takes the groom to make love. So ladies and gentlemen – I give you Mr and Mrs Owen. (Take drink and sit down).
Just joking I’m not going to speak too long today because of my throat (give a little cough) if I go on too long Les has threatened to cut it!
In case you haven’t guessed it, the reason I’m stood up here now is because I am the best man. My name is Geraint Flowers and I have the dubious honour of best man today. So what defines a best mans duties. Well I did some research and one site I found broadly described the best man duties as being - And I quote:
“At the reception the best man should help keep things running smoothly by offering around drinks and introducing people”.
Now look - I don’t mind socialising part but at £3.50 a pint I would remind everyone that the hip flask I smuggled in will only go around the top table. So my apologies for that!!
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